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Post by fuzzinator on May 27, 2005 5:25:33 GMT -6
Neb manages to Get Some - and now you KNOW Catseye is going to have to call them "genetails" (ROTFL)
(17:42:23 ) ...::Nebulous::...
Alex X-Force
-[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to Want to play, smoothskin: He smiles a bit inspite of the fact that you are so forward with all of this... this is definatly something that he's not used to... but he could get used to this.. ahh if only more women were like catseye Neb would be in heaven. Well.. it's hard to explane but when people really care for each other they give them selves to the other person completly... and to answer your other statments and questions... well I would like to be with someone for life... but untill I meet that person I am a bit of a tomcat... Eyes to brain eyes to brain are you blind.. hand is going for her ass... I repeat hand is going for the ass... hand to brain your too late I'm here and it's all good.... yes he slips his arm from yours and his hand slowly slides down your back to your bum... Catseye?.... would you like to come back to my warehouse after we eat? We could notplay in these forms so you'll know what it's like... Brain to mouth... what are you doing.. you're taking advantage of her innocence.... genetails to brain... shut the hell up didn't you hear her eariler... she hasn't had sex in this form.... she's practically a virgin.... Brain to penis... ok you've got a point I'll let you do the thinking for a while
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Post by Spidergirl on May 29, 2005 18:31:24 GMT -6
This is why you never know what's gonna happen in the Star Wars Universe...
(21:13:47 )
-Risca'pa the Ewok-
-[is in the Mos Eisley Cantina]- says to ( .sins of the father. ): *It pushes off your leg . Grrrrrring in the little high pitched grumble. Shoving the spear upward into the heavens at the bulky muscled alien. It begins to hop around. Jumping on its stubby legs from spot to spot circling the big alien. Each time jabbing up with his spear. Squealing out the string of high pitched adorably "menacing" epithets at the big one * Coatee chah tu yub nub,eee chop glowah. GLOWA!!! *and then the lil ewok frowns and grrrrrrrrrs again as the big alien just laughs....and so the ewok lets out a ear splitting war yelp...and jabs his lil spear into the aliens crotch.
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Post by me on Jun 1, 2005 15:15:38 GMT -6
the things you'll overhear while Piotr, mari and hanna are playing in the pool *LOL*
Hannah Batiste New Mutants Marvel Utopia. DWBN
-[ is at one of the Mansion’s pools ]- says to ~*~ Marina Terrace ~*~ T: ~She looks over~ If I hold him down would you use your powers to give him an enema?
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Post by da lizzie on Jun 1, 2005 17:58:34 GMT -6
Hannah Batiste New Mutants Marvel Utopia. DWBN
-[ is in the Danger Room ]- says to G.A.L. : Good. Now you know why this is important? Because you are important. If you die we lose you and if we lose you, we'll be sad. Do you want us sad? No. Plus you no longer contribute and that hurts as your team as well. The first thing is throwing a proper punch. There's a few types of punch that are effective. First and most important thing is the proper fist. ~She shows you her fist~ Hold it properly or it'll be your hand breaking. The basic punches are the hook... ~She quickly swing her arm around in a feirce looking punch, then she does it again, much slower to show you the motion.~ And the jab. ~She quickly demonstrates a jab as well.~ Punching is important because it is the most basic fighting move and allows for you to keep your balance. ~She starts walking in a circle around you~ Five hooks followed by five jabs right now.
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Post by minmaxticus on Jun 4, 2005 5:48:52 GMT -6
v e n o m -[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to Who you calling Hamburge: Thor. God of Thunder. I need his head on a platter with some tartar sauce by Tuesday morning. Quiet a moment, then: OH! Side of home fries. Yknow, the potatoe wedgies thingies. Lil’ seasoning?
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Post by da lizzie on Jun 6, 2005 13:07:30 GMT -6
…Tabitha Smith… ..X-Men Gold Team.. ..Your rule of thumb..Makes me worry some..
-[ is in the MedLab of the Mansion ]- says to ALL: She crossed her arms over her chest humming the familiar song to herself and the techs. “Nobody knows the trouble I feel, Nobody knows how hungry I am, Where is Liz with my food, Nobody knows but Jesus!” She turned the volume up and listened to the news reporter go on about some endangered species
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Post by Cable on Jun 6, 2005 15:31:06 GMT -6
Ok here a fresh one from nia:
..:::Nia Demarchis:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| -{X-Men Gold Team}- -Marvel Utopia Council-
-[ is atop one of the towering rooftops ]- says to Alexandra Carriere SLIVE: she raises a brow, and look syou over for any injuries..specifically those in the cranial region, because you are acting like someone with a nasty bump on the head *G* uhhhhm...well, this is new york city...in the year 2005...it's june...uh...planet earth...oh god, you aren't a summers are you?!? blinks, and shudders at this possibility *G*
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Post by disposableheroine on Jun 9, 2005 16:39:34 GMT -6
Dev....is a FREAK! *G* Eventually Nia is SO going to beat the living hell out of him
..:::Nia Demarchis:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| -{X-Men Gold Team}- -Marvel Utopia Council-
-[ is in an apartment ]- says to ...Anarchy in the UK... : why you little...! stands, and actually starts to walk over toward you, ready to slap the hell outta you...when you're saved by her comm beeping, and then Liz's voice singin her name on it. She grumbles, and grabs the comm Something up, Liz? You're keeping me from slapping the piss outta a mouthy Brit...
Thomas Devlin
-[ is in an apartment ]- says to angel with the scabbed w: "Yeah damn you!" he shouts "We was gonna get freaky dirty!"
..:::Nia Demarchis:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| -{X-Men Gold Team}- -Marvel Utopia Council-
-[ is in an apartment ]- says to ...Anarchy in the UK... : and Liz) ...oh, that did it! She barely heard what Liz said, and just responds into the comm half a moment, Liz and takes the final two steps toward you, and SMACK, slaps you as hard as she can, across your cheek! *G*
Thomas Devlin
-[ is in an apartment ]- says to angel with the scabbed w: he just grins... "Rowr!"
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Post by disposableheroine on Jun 9, 2005 16:51:47 GMT -6
and this one belongs here as well! I just -loved- this post.
Thomas Devlin
-[ is in an apartment ]- says to ALL: "stupid bloody female, one bit of bad press and she's all 'people are ignorant arseholes...' we both get drunk once, have a bit of fun, and suddenly I'm public arsehole number 1.. it was mutual drunkenness, I did not take advantage of her. She came on to me! 'Oh Dev you're so understanding, you're not like the otherguys. When you sang that song in the club I just...' blah! Stupid bloody woman, what the hell does she want from me?! I tried the nice guy routine, where'd it get me? Dick-all where, that's where. I can't stand being in that big fucking house, with all those little goody two-shoes in their matching tracksuits, 'yes sir, no sir, how would you like it melted sir?' It's nauseating I tell you! I can't live that life, not even for some one like her. Or the pink one. She's mental as well, I didn't walk right for weeks after the last time. 'Nop I didn't probe you.' Ha! Like arse you didn't! Not that she actually said that, but I know it's what she would say if I saw her again. It's all a load of giant bullshit!" the pizza delivery guy just stares at him.. "Yeah, that's great Mac... 16 dollars fifty please"
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Post by da lizzie on Jun 10, 2005 0:29:35 GMT -6
Alexandra Carriere
-[ is in one of the many clubs/bars of New York ]- says to ¦ ª lonê§ømè ĥºwl ¦: ~The barfy girl at the bar she didn't know... so, that takes one away... plus there were a few people looking like they were gonna be sick... Dark haired woman, alsom a no go, so, two down... The blonde, erm you... flying at J... Kind of hard to miss, seeing as people would probably start backing away, like they do when it looks like peeps is about to "throw down"... whoop-di-whoop-whoop!~ Oh hell.. ~she whispered, cutting through the crowd in a bee-line towards the small group... Drunk wolf=bad dog... no biscuit~
I LOVED THIS! God! I love you Not-Mari!
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Post by Mari on Jun 10, 2005 0:34:10 GMT -6
OMG! OMFG! I FINALLY GOT IN HERE! OMG
now I gatta get in wif Mari... *plots teh funniness*
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Post by da lizzie on Jun 11, 2005 14:40:57 GMT -6
danger room danger! Rawr! and per-orders its an exploding harpoon! *L*
..:::Nia Demarchis:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| -{X-Men Gold Team}- -Marvel Utopia Council-
-[ is in the Danger Room ]- says to ¦ ª lonê§ømè ĥºwl ¦: And another one comes sailing through the air, this time aimed right at your chest!!! oh NO! *G* it's like...Remy....gone whaler. Arrrrr....thar be the white whale, petite! *cough* .....bad mental image of a cajun hunting moby dick now. BAD mental image
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Abby
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Post by Abby on Jun 12, 2005 23:28:13 GMT -6
Guess one of those you had to be there to get it but I found this post of Dante's WAY to damn funny!
-Abby
.Dante Sanchez... ...Nightstalkers... ...and in the dead of winter... ...she gave me the light of spring...
-[ is in a warehouse ]- says to =*= Whistler's Daughter =*= :: he smiled as you came down stairs lookin' all sexy, but trying hard to keep his thoughts on kittens....so he kept sayin' in his mind :: Kittens kittens, kitty cats...cats...pussy cats... :: he growled.....DAMNIT! ...and then nodded... :: Can I get an ice cream mommy please please please... :: and once again thinking of her as "mommy" gave way to some nasty thoughts, yet again...and he whispered...:: Fuck! :: which reminded him of what he just did...not that he needed reminding...and he rolled his eyes at himself...."forget it" he thought...and grabbed his keys...and sloppily, on purpose, picked you up...dragging you out the door laughing...]
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Post by Kuro on Jun 13, 2005 0:01:02 GMT -6
Have to add this in cause well, people need lots of coffee.
[PIC] Ry'col ...Yautja...
-[ is atop one of the towering rooftops ]- says to /| Just another Alien |\: ...Where's this one going? He starts to follow, camo sheild on as usual. His gaze follows her direction as well. Starbucks...Figures, all these creatures mingle there...Maybe it was a breeding ground of some sort...
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Post by me on Jun 14, 2005 2:22:41 GMT -6
± A|B|I|G|A|I|L W|H|I|S|T|L|E|R ± ...Nightstalkers... ...there is noone in this world... ...who does not carry scars of the heart... ...for if there were such a person... ...it would be a very shallow soul indeed...
-[ is in a warehouse ]- says to ALL: ^she was not listening to Dante or Alex by now as she listened to her father on the other end of the phone^ "No he...no I was...I know he...what?"^she paused as she listened for a moment^ "Yeah....he is my boyfriend so that is something a couple does...and no I am not telling him to cut his own dick off and shove it up his ass....
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Post by Cwruidth on Jun 20, 2005 21:57:08 GMT -6
Best post i've ever seen, seriously:
(23:51:30 ) The Blue Bomber Megaman A Legend A Fighter A Wannabe Hero Marvel Utopia
-[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to ALL: *Strolls along, feeling normal.*
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Post by TambiJones on Jun 22, 2005 12:26:32 GMT -6
Okay,..I hate to toot my own horn,..but considering this character and her..less than innocent ways,..this is just beautiful...Neb and Raven are so damn sarcastic together..hehe
"Raven" --=You're Livin' in the Past=-- ---=There's a New Generation=---
-[ is at a private residence ]- says to ...::Nebulous::...AlexX-: "I can't exactly go into details on this guy Alex,...He's not exactly going to be easy to kill...." she twirls the phone cord around her fingers and stretches out on the couch, crossing her legs over each other "People take one look at him and freak out and start screaming Evil! Evil!" she's being sarcastic "But,...I dunno...if he was Evil and really meant to hurt me,..I think he would have done it by now...I mean,..I've seen what this guy can do...and he's never lifted a finger to hurt me. He even got me champagne.." she sounds uncertain,..this is obviously bugging the shit out of her
Alex X-Force
-[ is somewhere unknown ]- says to ~Lady Disdain~"Raven"--=: He simply shakes his head.. "Well if his name is Jarko he's gonna die soon anyway.. but you can't always judge a book by it's cover Tonya... Just be carefull.. I don't know what he is but if it's a vampire then he is evil... some times evil can be verry seductive and twist things to make it seem as if they are your best friend and only want to protect you... Wait... You arn't talking abou a Hell Spawn are you Tonya?"
((she avoids the question,..a few minutes later...))
Alex X-Force
-[ is somewhere unknown ]- says to ~Lady Disdain~"Raven"--=: he simply shakes his head.. "Ok so judging by your side stepping of th equstion he in fact -is- a Hell Spawn... meaning in life he did something or thigns bad enough to go to hell... and some how they saw fit to let him come back?... I don't think they would endow him with tat much power because of a clerical error on his end Tonya... but it's your life not mine... wait did you say he got you champagne?... please tell me you and he didn't..."
"Raven" --=You're Livin' in the Past=-- ---=There's a New Generation=---
-[ is at a private residence ]- says to ...::Nebulous::...AlexX-: She's quiet for a moment, chewing at a nail "Okay,...he's a Hellspawn..and NO! I have not slept with him. I thought he was a book collector,.."
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Post by Creed on Jun 22, 2005 17:58:01 GMT -6
im not witty so therefore ill never get on here..."s"
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Post by Spidergirl on Jun 26, 2005 15:03:09 GMT -6
I couldn't stop laughing at this...
(16:55:40 )
Ben Reilly
-[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to ALL: as is standard with Marvel comics, his way of 'disguise' is a baseball cap, jacket and dark glasses... we're talking Clark Kent level of obfuscation here.. no one could possibly penetrate the cunning illusion they create
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Post by da lizzie on Jun 27, 2005 15:39:27 GMT -6
~*~ .Marina Terrace. ~*~ -=P.H.A.L.A.N.X=- Be One With Us says to .:::: P.h.o.e.n.i.x ::::: *hrmmms... & thinks evil isn't so fun right now... its hard to be evil to folk music*
not exactly an IC post... but funny
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