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Post by da lizzie on Apr 24, 2005 2:25:47 GMT -6
lol! this caught me as funny whentalking about dressing out as Thorand going to the KCF and demanding the dude....
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Wonder Man Simon Williams Avengers
-[ is on the vast grounds of the Avengers’ Mansion ]- says to -= Clockwork Soldier =- : Knowing them, probably for torture...or brainwashing...or some kind of torture brainwashing scheme, I don't know, they have issues. Why would we let Thor put his ass on the line for us when we consider that, then? This...this is insane. The Avengers were through! We're supposed to be a new start.
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Post by Spidergirl on Apr 29, 2005 17:57:25 GMT -6
The fear of all humanity.
(20:47:05 ) angel with the scabbed wings
..:::Nia Demarchis:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| {:New Mutants:}
-[ is in the rec room of the Mansion ]- says to ¦ ª lonê§ømè ĥºwl ¦: nearly jumps outta her skin as you scream, as she was almost dozing on the couch, looks over blinking whoa whoa what is it?! Are you mortally wounded?! Are we under attack? did another goddamn Summers show up from an alternate reality?!
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Post by da lizzie on Apr 29, 2005 19:04:07 GMT -6
this just proves how perverted Nia is really! I mean, cuz Liz isnt!! *G* ----
..:::Nia Demarchis:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| {:New Mutants:}
-[ is in the main hall of the Mansion ]- says to ¦ ª lonê§ømè ĥºwl ¦: she just lays there, and twitches as you lick the ice cream off her face, her nose still scrunched up, eyes tightly closed until you finish, and then she opens then quickly...she stares at you oddly for a few moments, and tilts her head, all without moving an inch off the floor..... "Well...that answers THAT question... "she grins, and then pulls her arm up in front of her face to shield her from any blows that might come her way! no pun intended! *G*
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Abby
Mask Wearer
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Post by Abby on Apr 30, 2005 1:50:35 GMT -6
There were more posts but I found these two very very funny*G*Gotta love that dragon!
Jassy/Summer
---- ..::|Dragon Extrodinare|::.. ..Pryde of Thy Kitten::.. ..::|MU/DwBn|::..
-[ is in Central Park ]- says to ALL: .. OooOOoh?.. now whats that lil furry thing sniffin at him in the tree?? it squeaks and wiggles getting him attention.. he makes a notion to go closer but it runs.. then comes back.. teasing him as his wings open and that evil grin comes to his face, he crouchs low and wiggles his purple butt in the air.. aha!... more dinner or a play toy!.. CHARGE!.. aaaaaaaand BAM! head first into the squirrel hole getting quite stuck... planting his hind legs to try and pop his head out!..
..::|Dragon Extrodinare|::.. ..Pryde of Thy Kitten::.. ..::|MU/DwBn|::..
-[ is in Central Park ]- says to ALL: .. ok so he gets this brilliant idea.. keeps his feet planted wings going mad in a panic.. is really thinking burning the tree down will free him.. .. sucks in a mighty big breath in all his lungs.. or whatever the tree hole has in it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..........PPppPPFFfffFFT!..........farts
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Post by lilypad on May 1, 2005 23:10:20 GMT -6
please yes have a plan when you fight deathstrike...ctfu
Cole Cash a.k.a "The Grifter..."
-[ is in Central Park ]- says to :Death is Just a Beginni: well that certainly made things intersting.. no sooner did i bring the gun down form the block.. you weren't there.. i quickly loko up and see you coming at me... hmm.. well ain't that a pickle.. well it woudl be if i went an expert martial artist as well as an expert gunman.. i''m also good with sharp stuff.. wines and can cook a mean stir fry.. and so.. i dive to the side firing my guns at you all matrixy.. quickly rolling to my feet and firing my guns at you some more.. i knwo how effective they are.. they won't do diddly against you.. but they will slow you down till my plan comes into effect.. whats that plan you say.. erm... i'm not quite sure yet.. but when i know.. you'll know..
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Post by TambiJones on May 2, 2005 9:46:05 GMT -6
*bolmao*
+Nightcrawler+ =X-Men-Gold-Team-Leader= Marvel Utopia Council
-[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to ALL: *Wandering down the streets of the bustling mega-tropolis that is NYC. Deftly steping lightly on the sidewalk to avoid being run down by the ever-terribly-busy denziens that charge through the streets during the hectic noon hour. Kurt stops peering into a window of a shop. ALl decorated up for Mothers day sales. He cant help but chuckle. Pondering what to get his mother for mothers day...hmm would she prefer poison flowers....a cross bow...or some senators liver wraped in a deli bag. So hard to shop when your mother is a world class psycho*
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Post by da lizzie on May 3, 2005 10:42:36 GMT -6
(13:32:23 ) Li Fang ~ N e w M u t a n t s ~
-[ is in a warehouse ]- says to ALL: *with frilly pink and white tassels whipping madly in the wind as Li peddled the bike as fast as he could dispite the sparkling stickers that kept reflecting sunlight into his eyes. Li came into view quiet heroicly, ramping over a dumpster that convenuetly had some plywood propt up for a ramp, looking like the MOST faery BMX biker ever. Squeeleching the tires as he turns it to the side. He took off the holo-image-inducer and dropped it into the flower basket infront of the handles.*
the bold part had me laughing
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Post by fuzzinator on May 4, 2005 7:10:12 GMT -6
Nebulous-[ is somewhere in the skies ]- says to ||Catseye||Want to play,: Just as his thoughts were reaching the interesting bits he notices that this female feline has a bit of hunger in her eyes and rite now he's probably looking like dinner.... Thinking as fast as he can not wanting the tables to turn and him get eaten by a female he swiftly swoops and shifts into a armadillo and curls into a ball rolling across the rooftop.... Oh yeah thats it... why don't I just turn into a ball of yarn while I'm at it.... Ok he needs to think fast or be pounced... what would a cat not want to pounce but still wouldn't fight either.. with that before the thought comes clearly into his head he shifts into skunk and does a hand stand aimes twards you. Umm.... Hi?
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Post by † Herzleid † on May 6, 2005 13:54:39 GMT -6
Aww, poor GOLEM. She really tries you know!!! ;D -= Clockwork Soldier =- .G.O.L.E.M. - ..All Your Base.. - -[ is in the Avengers� Hydrobase ]-
says to ALL: :: Disconnects from the dusty, uber comm system thingy and turns around, trying to look all heroic..in her stance and finger in the air..:: "Avengers Assemble!" :: Looks around..:: "Avengers...Av.... aw, forget it.." :: Drops the the heroics and trudges off to steal a jet..::
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Post by da lizzie on May 8, 2005 21:50:31 GMT -6
That purple shit really is annoying *G*
..::|Dragon Extrodinare|::.. ..::Pryde of Thy Kitten::.. ..::|MU/DwBn|::..
-[ is in the rec room of the Mansion ]- says to -= Hank McCoy - Beast =-: ... you'd run too if you just severely screwed up a woman as vain as Lizzies hair!.. sure it was an accident.. he had gas!!.. it had to come out that way.. or fart.. last time he did that Kurt threatened to stick a toilet brush up his wee dragon pooper!
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Post by lilypad on May 13, 2005 20:41:37 GMT -6
Alison Blaire TheDazzler : X-Men Marvel Utopia Council : DWbN
-[ is somewhere unknown ]- says to .::/Mechanical Monstroci: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh crap. crap crap crappity crap. Now what is she supposed to do? The explosion unsettles her for a moment, and she turns to look at the new arrivals, overshadowing even Havok's triumphant arrival. She pauses a bit too soon, and suddenly, she yelps, as a laser glances off her shoulder blade, sizzling the skin. Then, she's back to business, and zapping the turrets as she can, still trying to twist and weave and duck the blasts..... if she wants to make any progress, she'll need more firepower. And that's when she alerts Nia over the commlink, asking her to give us a mighty scream!~
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Post by † Herzleid † on May 15, 2005 16:21:46 GMT -6
(19:09:16 ) .-:-Twisted Beginings-:-. [PIC] -| Merrick Pendragon |- |Knights Cross Faction | - Convington Industries - � Marvel Utopia - DWbN �
-[ is atop one of the towering rooftops ]- says to .-.ArchAngel.-..|...Warr: Her hand moved tapped the collar around his neck and smirked softly As long as this is on you wont be resuurecting anything , hell, not even the spice girls...
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Post by da lizzie on May 18, 2005 19:12:15 GMT -6
[PIC]
…Tabitha Smith… ..X-Men Gold Team.. ..Your rule of thumb..Makes me worry some..
-[ is in one of the classrooms at the Mansion ]- says to ¦ ª lonê§ømè ĥºwl ¦: Tabi just stared now truly wondering how much money she could make off Liz, the girl had some skill! She picked up a magazine and skimmed it looking for a quiz or something to take…OooOOoo “How to know when you’re being stalked!” Tabi pulled out a pen and began to answer.
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Post by da lizzie on May 18, 2005 21:11:53 GMT -6
::NPC Nurse Agatha:: ::Tell me where it hurts::
-[ is at the Ravencroft Institute ]- says to ALL: She saw you looking at bootiful Betty’s package and looked down at hers after she swallowed the last bit of the medicine. She gave a frown but filled up the needle with the patient’s medicine and mixed it with another clear bottle. She squirted some out of the needle making sure there were no air bubbles, squirting some in her eye. “ZE GOD DAM Zeedle!” She grabbed her eye, turning around into the door, bumping into Mary! Zun zun Zun! Tabi being an NPC nurse with me... ah, the good times
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Post by fuzzinator on May 20, 2005 13:15:32 GMT -6
Unwritten Mutant Rule #129: Carry Spare Batteries
Who you calling Hamburger Head?
Merc with a Mouth
-[ is in the skies over the city ]- says to ALL: *dropping like a stone from the buidling, Deadpool pushes his belt buckle to activate his teleporter...* "tikzzzzz..." *as DP fell he looked down at the belt* "Aw, shit..."
Who you calling Hamburger Head?
Merc with a Mouth
-[ is in an alley ]- says to ALL: *several guards yelled as the office above 'sploded... Deadpool hit a large pile of garbage HARD... not moving for several minutes... finally, he propped himself up and groaned, covered in filth... he looked down at his belt* "Dammit Weasel, if you took out my teleporter's batteries for your PSP again..."
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Post by keiki on May 20, 2005 22:14:53 GMT -6
...this one made me crack up!...
Alison Blaire TheDazzler : X-Men Marvel Utopia Council : DWbN
-[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to *~*~*~*~Man-Thing~*~*~*~: ~as you suddenly materialize in the alley, she shrieks. And shrieks. And shrieks again. Cuz you're ugly, obviously...*G*~
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Post by TambiJones on May 21, 2005 12:06:19 GMT -6
This is why I love Catseye...
Want to play, smoothskin?
-[ is in the rec room of the Mansion ]- says to .-.ArchAngel.-..|...Warr: She blinks, looking mystified for a moment. But smoothskins are sometimes slow on the uptake. Hence the little purple cat nudges the mouse a bit closer to you with a paw, and then closer again, looking at you expectantly with that feline "You're supposed to eat it, stupid" expression they usually get on their faces at this point
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Post by keiki on May 22, 2005 0:49:07 GMT -6
Dr. Henry McCoy - DWbN | MU - -= X-Men - Blue Team =-
-[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to The Blue Bomber Megaman : "Women, cash and giant robots." ::Smiles..:: "Though swap team issues with cash, only government teams get paid..price of fame, you see."
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Post by keiki on May 22, 2005 0:54:31 GMT -6
Dr. Henry McCoy - DWbN | MU - -= X-Men - Blue Team =-
-[ is on one of the many streets ]- says to The Blue Bomber Megaman : "Thanks for not arguing wit the procedure." :: Leans in a bit..:: "The heros act tough, but you should see their faces when they see those needles."
I love Hank!!! He's the best!!!
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Post by minmaxticus on May 22, 2005 1:39:00 GMT -6
((Sure its completely self serving to post one of my own quotes here, but damn, I want to see someone else do a smoother--not to mention funnier-- self reference. Take that same-player's-characters-shouldnt-interact clause!))
Who you calling Hamburger Head? Merc with a Mouth
-[ is in Central Park ]- says to ALL: *he had in fact found a hot dog cart to raid, granted it had been locked up in the back of some poor sots van he nonetheless got his hotdog... now DP strolled the vast grounds of central park... he took a huge bite of his frank as he considered a massive statue of a huge golem wailing hard on a guitar....* "At least someone in this city makes real art..."
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Who you calling Hamburger Head? Merc with a Mouth
-[ is in Central Park ]- says to ALL: *finishes his frank... tries to see if there's an artist name on the statue... doesnt appear to be... checks the guitar...* "Feron Enterprises, Ltd. eh?" *yawns* "Oh well, I guess I'll go home and fight with Al over whether we get to watch Golden Girls or All in the Family..." *teleports out*
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