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Post by RazzleDazzle on Jul 31, 2007 0:45:55 GMT -6
(00:37:53 ) It's Clobberin' Time!
The Thing ‡ The Fantastic Four ‡ :::MU @ IC:::
-[in the control room at FF headquarters]-
says to . - - Human Torch - - . : "Wow, I missed dat episode of Maury Povich, to be sure! Or mebbe it wuz Rikki Lake... but at any rate, da human zippo's right. Wut can you do fer us, Queenie? Seems Reed and Suzie are on a prolonged honeymoon ad nasuem!"
I like the ad nauseum on the end! hehe
Daz~
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Post by minmaxticus on Jul 31, 2007 0:49:58 GMT -6
(00:34:34 ) It's Clobberin' Time!
The Thing ‡ The Fantastic Four ‡ :::MU @ IC:::
-[in the control room at FF headquarters]- says to . - - Human Torch - - . : "Who? Since when did ol' Iron Clad get a kid? I'd hate to be da unlucky dame to drill through DAT boiler plate jockstrap..."
(00:36:41 ) . - - Human Torch - - . Johnny Storm Fantastic 4 MU | IC
-[in the skies over the city]- says to ALL: he shook his head Now now Thingy, we live in the 21st century, remember where plastic surgeons are royalty, I think it is Vicky he grinned and listened in So let's see Doom... how would you propose the van zants will help us with this one ...
((You forgot this one!))
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Post by RazzleDazzle on Jul 31, 2007 23:07:43 GMT -6
(22:57:42 ) -:[Asgardian Exile]:-
‡ Thor || NPC ‡
-[in Central Park]-
says to ||-- Fallen Godling --||: "Aye, although we reserve the right of parley for honored foe, not for sniveling sorcerous cowards who consort with harlots and bastard children pillaged from unwilling loins." -Thor sneered. He did, however, adapt a less aggressive stance. Mjolnir continued to pulse with energy, however.-
Mmmmm, sounds tasty!
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Post by sohji on Nov 3, 2007 22:29:01 GMT -6
Nightcrawler+ =X-Men Gold Team Leader= Marvel Utopia Council
-[on one of the many streets or sidewalks]-
says to ::: ..Power Skrull.. :::: *His golden eyes narrow as he surveys you. Interesting body language of confidence and ease about you. Unlike most of the lil skrulls he had seen running around* What can I say, im a sucker for quaint ways to kill aliens. These blades grew up on slaying legions of brood, they were curious how you all tasted......Hold on a second wont you? *Kurt politely holds up a finger....then Bamfs over to the distress call a few blocks over. Finds Bobby being shot at, He sighs as he perches to a lamp post* Verdamnt Bobby, get shot at more quietly, Ill be back after I finish this conversation.Viel Glück!! *then Bamfs back to the rooftop to eye the stranger. Hell bobby was made out of ice, what were bullets going to do to him? The smartmouthed punk could use some toughening up anyway, hehe*
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Post by Grey on Nov 13, 2007 0:53:58 GMT -6
(23:08:36 ) ||-Method of Madness-|| -[ Harry Osborn ]- Osborn Industries -Serenity Now- -Insanity Later- -[in a house/townhouse]- says to | a lonesome howl |- |El: "either way, suit yourself..just one rule really..no trying to kill me in my sleep, I'll extend the same courtesy, deal?"they'll be like the odd couple! but crazy!"oh, and if you show up and my tie's hanging from the door, sleep in the garage.."cough..old guy rule.. (23:12:29 ) | a lonesome howl | - |Elizabeth Sinclair| - Lupine "Never knowing, what could have been" Marvel Utopia -[at a private residence]- says to ||-Method of Madness-|| : Only she wasnt a guy. Shed prolly bust in, peek in, and watch... and offer pointers....'no... you turn your head this way... ' 'um, dear... that angles so bad, itd be better from -this- angle' course he said that lil rule.. well two rules... and suddenly she wanted to do nothing more... then bust in.. her brow arched.. had he not said that she might of actually just have peeked.. snorted.. gone 'whores' and moved on.. now though... her lips turned in the corners... once more dark thoughts passed over her face as she thought about them...."ill do my best..." wait she accepted? She didnt realize she had really considered it.. but meh, a place to crash when she wasnt out and about was fine.. at least for a shower... "and you arent allowed to surprise me at all when im in here.. knock before coming in any doors i may be in.." no catching her unawares (23:15:09 ) ||-Method of Madness-|| -[ Harry Osborn ]- Osborn Industries -Serenity Now- -Insanity Later- -[in a house/townhouse]- says to | a lonesome howl |- |El: "pfft, I wouldn't see anything my tongue hasn't touched.." ...wow, I just typed that...
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Post by Kuro on Nov 25, 2007 23:19:53 GMT -6
22:02:07 ) -|: Mental -| - Ash - Jean Grey /| X-Men Blue Team |\ MU || IC A thousand times a thousand thrills -[in an apartment]- says to Dr. Robert "Bruce" Banne: She didn't glance up, feeling guilty for earlier but she did speak up. "Good... you're awake." She had been worried but it might have been hard to tell as her voice was kind of flat and toneless. She was staring rather intently at your feet, noticing the water dripping but nope, still not meeting your eyes. Just staaaaaring at your floor. It's a nice floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (22:04:18 ) Dr. Robert "Bruce" Banner ...Scientist...Fugitive... MARVEL UTOPIA -[in an apartment]- says to -|: Mental -| - Ash -: -Bruce sort of wobbled as he stood, as if dazed... finally, he asked- "Did... we have sex?"
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Post by Kuro on Dec 3, 2007 18:03:01 GMT -6
16:48:43 ) Physiological Corruption ¿? .... Katie Yasmin Sawyer .... ?¿ Verloren Hiding Behind an Innocent Mask [ HFC ]|[ Starkorp ] MU ]|[ IC -[in a warehouse]- says to --|†--Victorious--†|: She was kind of on her arse at the moment as you grunted a little. Just thinking you were curious about her pussy was all as she tried to pick herself up. The cat would meow just like a normal cat, before peering at you and then proceeding to lick itself.... or it's paw cause itself seems too weird with the previous statement. Anyway, the cat would let out a rather ear peircing yowl as you made it float. Squirming in mid air as it tried to get back down, claws unsheathed as the saw on it's back raised. Katie of course just kind of stared dumbly. "Hey... since when did you gain the ability to make kitties levitate." 16:51:02 ) --|†--Victorious--†|-- - Victor Mancha - =Runaways= -[in a warehouse]- says to Physiological Corruption: curious about your....he's got a girlfriend he watched the cat lift from the floor and start panicking, blinking at the saw coming out of it's back as it swatted about and such"..since they started making robot death kitties? what the hell is this thing?"he kept it floating in the air as he stood up, blinking a few times and eyeing you once more 16:54:13 ) Physiological Corruption ¿? .... Katie Yasmin Sawyer .... ?¿ Verloren Hiding Behind an Innocent Mask [ HFC ]|[ Starkorp ] MU ]|[ IC -[in a warehouse]- says to --|†--Victorious--†|: lmao... not a saw.... the saw on a cat's back... as in when they raise their back and the fur sticks up. *just fucking dies* 16:55:02 ) --|†--Victorious--†|-- - Victor Mancha - =Runaways= -[in a warehouse]- says to Physiological Corruption: I laughed at the imagery myself
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Post by da lizzie on Jan 1, 2008 19:39:10 GMT -6
- Victor Mancha - =Runaways=
-[in the subway]-
says to ALL: he smiled at Betsy as she noticed him, blinking at Nico's not so subtle throat clearing sound..he grunted a bit, scratching his head a bit as hot ninja babe approached.."hey, funny we keep running into each other, huh? erm.."he coughed"this is Nico, my girlfriend Nico...Betsy, my girlfriend Nico..my girlfriend Nico, Betsy.."he was emphasizing it mostly for himself as heintroduced the two..must behave...
dunno why its so funny.. but im laughing for like 5 minutes now... lmfao
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Post by Adam on May 27, 2008 18:46:15 GMT -6
It's been months since the funny... where is the happy people. If you don't start makin with the funny i might have to try and say somethin funny and get laughed at not with. Don't make that happen!
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Post by Grey on Jun 8, 2008 21:48:43 GMT -6
(21:47:00 ) \/\/ :: Showtime :: \/\/ Hollywood Heavy Hitter W O N D E R M A N SIMON WILLIAMS | [Mighty Avengers] | Marvel Utopia Council
-[on one of the many streets or sidewalks]-
says to ----|= Claymore =| ---- : "Look, lady, just stop before you hurt--HEY!" *I said in annoyance as your sword slapped against my face. Fingers like diamond bands clutched at the blade so when you jerked it forward only your hands would move across the wooden grip, the blade held fast by Unearthly strength. But a frown creased my handsome features - this sword would be too heavy for a human to wield, much less with the speed you displayed.* "Miss, you really don't want to do this." *The thought echoed by one of my fangirl's friends who yelled "Yeah you crazy bitch!" and "The Avengers suck but we love you Simon!"*
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Post by m i c h a e l on Aug 2, 2008 23:30:28 GMT -6
(23:22:28 ) [PIC]
Elyna Sparkston
-[in an apartment]-
says to ALL: There was the sounds of papers falling and scattering. “Pig nuts…” She lifted her head up and tilted to peer around the small 15” screen of the laptop and blinks weary eyes “Equipment lists…” Putting a name to the stack that now scatters the floor on the opposite side. With another resigned sigh, she pushed herself away from the table. She started sifting through each stack, trying to put them back in some sense of order and to clean up the mess, her mind still working on the task she gave herself. She and Peggy had worked on all the vital stuff for months, but as of yet, they don’t have a name; a small yet necessary thing when starting any business, right. She spent fifteen more minutes getting things straightened up at the table and around the couch. Another fifteen on the dishes and wiping down the store, sink area, and counter. Then turned around to survey her work. “Tolerable…” She pronounced to herself as much as to the room. Her small one bedroom-one bath apartment with a hide-a-bed couch wasn’t the Ritz, but she was proud of it.
*LMAO* "Pig nuts!" Such language!
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Post by Aspen/Elyna on Aug 3, 2008 1:15:32 GMT -6
*blushes* Crap. Didn't think anyone was paying attention.
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Post by una on Aug 17, 2008 13:48:49 GMT -6
.Kiss me!!! I'm Irish!!!.
Sean Cassidy is... THE BANSHEE An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy which sustains him through temporary periods of joy.
Marvel Utopian
-[in an apartment]-
says to - - = P O L A R I S = - :
No, you aren't rubbing too hard. Its just all the vibrating on the way over here hurt me shoulder a bit. It does that sometimes if I'm trying to ride two at a time.
Sean flexed his shoulder a bit as you rubbed, and at this point you could have probably stopped. The gel was worked in pretty well and Sean's burn was already taking on that cooled aloe medicated feel. Of course he hadn't asked you to yet either.
He was a bit distracted, and starting to feel a bit awkward. What with all this talk of schoolgirl uniforms etc. He was certain the intent had not been to end up on your bed with a bottle of lubricant. But he was hear, and as yet, still innocent of foul play.
Stiff, from the flight is all.
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Post by DeNewf on Feb 24, 2009 13:56:23 GMT -6
Ahh, the joys of being young....again... and again
Paige E. Guthrie| |"Husk"| -=|New Mutants|=- |Marvel Utopia/Imagine Chat|
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to a lonesome howl- |Elizab: she's old in dog years, she better becareful or Dev'll put her down ..j/k. Paige doesn't know Liz is Dev's mommy, if she did she'd probably want to see some I.D or ask the name of the plastic surgeon Liz uses... anyhoo.. coffee? She smells it, needs it, wants it.. she looks like crap, because a certain blonde Russian kept her and half of the second floor up shrieking like teenagers in heat and giving make overs.. can't you tell? there's mascara on her toes... don't ask how that got there... " mmmmmmmmrggh... coffee?"
- |Elizabeth Sinclair| - Lupine "The fun time, has just begun." Marvel Utopia
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to ..::..][Urban Cowgirl][.: She doesnt know?! I thought everyone knew! *L* It isnt a secert like it used to be..."Yah. Paige.. its almost dooone..." they sound like zombies... 'coffeeeeee' lolz. She shook her hea dslightly.. the final drip plopped and she moved to pour you and her a glass... Liz liked her coffee sweet and creamy.. which is why sugar and milk were liberally mixed in with it... she eyed you. "... fun night?"
|Paige E. Guthrie| |"Husk"| -=|New Mutants|=- |Marvel Utopia/Imagine Chat|
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to a lonesome howl- |Elizab: Nah, Paige is so busy hiding shit from Sam and running away from the ebil Russians to learn the latest, and even old gossip. Normally she'd take a crapload of cream and sugar, today... was Black Tuesday... She grabbed the cup, clung to it.. whimpered, and sighed, a couple tears falling.. no, not sad.. more like over tierd and about to strangle someone, or force their pillow down their throats and see if that keeps them dead this time.. " Help me?..." spoken in a teeny voice barely audible, but of course you could hear her with puppy ears.. .. " she's trying to keel meee....." coffee cup shaking in her trembling hands.. damn.. and she's got a date soon or something...
- |Elizabeth Sinclair| - Lupine "The fun time, has just begun." Marvel Utopia
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to ..::..][Urban Cowgirl][.: She gave you a raised brow. "Who is?" that alerted her slightly...yet, at the same time, she was sure you were being factious... but you never know around here. She eyed you curiously... you were damn weird Paige E. Guthrie| |"Husk"| -=|New Mutants|=- |Marvel Utopia/Imagine Chat|
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to a lonesome howl- |Elizab: Um, hello.. meet her family? -g-... Paige is the normal one by all standards.. " Don't let her get me... Illy... she wants to eat my sooooull" casting a cautious glance about she actually darts behind you and hides, crouching down to be hidden behind the counter top/island... " It's been hell.. hours and hours.... .. of.. cosmo... make up.... and.. -cringe-.. eyelash curlers!... That's not all!!.." she stands up suddenly thrusting a handful of half straightened, partially braided hair at you.. it smelled singed.. " SHE DID MY HAIR!"
- |Elizabeth Sinclair| - Lupine "The fun time, has just begun." Marvel Utopia
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to ..::..][Urban Cowgirl][.: She put a hand over her mouth, to hide the smile. You sounded like Ivi or Nia when Liz would get into that let me do your makeup, your hair, your toes. Lets do this.. lets play models! She glaned over her shoulder at you, chuckling softly. "Come here Paige.." she said turning around... nudging her up... "You look fine... " she raised a brow...she didnt finish her thought there. Go drink your coffee, and realx. You can wash it out and take the braids out..." she was amused. Deeply so. I mean... you know Liz amused isnt always good.... right? . I l l y a n a N i k o l i e v n a R a s p u t i n .
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No one mourns the wicked
says to ..::..][Urban Cowgirl][.: "Ah! There you are!" Illyana storms into the kitchen to find both Paige and Elizabeth in the kitchen with their faces burried in the coffee mugs. She skips into the kitchen only wearing a long black t-shirt and a pair of neon yellow boyshorts. Her hair is half up half down and one eye is coated in eye liner while the other has blue eyeshadow smeared all over it. She looks like a drag queen who hasn't slept in days! The bags under her wide eyes were as dark as night and it was obvious that the big smile on her face is some what forced. "HEY! You told me you were going to the bathroom and you never came back! C'mon there's so much to do!"
Paige E. Guthrie| |"Husk"| -=|New Mutants|=- |Marvel Utopia/Imagine Chat|
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to a lonesome howl- |Elizab: hopefully you gals used nail polish on your toes.. Paiges bed needs to be burned in order to get the sheets cleaned.. Poor Paige was like a wild cat ready to flee.. c'mon, 14 siblings in their house, she's the baby.. they didn't treat her like she was anything special with all thsoe mouths to feed and now Illy is forcing boy talk down her and primping her up painfully... if she could she woulda chewed her arms off last night to get the hell away... " Are there any spray bottles left?.. with just water?" she was imagining herself spraying Illy right between the eyes and saying 'No! Bad Illy! Down!'.... think that would work? "relax? I haven't slept.. she kept me up all night trying out looks for my date..."
(skips ahead a lil)
Paige E. Guthrie| |"Husk"| -=|New Mutants|=- |Marvel Utopia/Imagine Chat|
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to a lonesome howl- |Elizab: Illy) Paige actually wails in dispare and ponders going Emo... She holds Liz tight and whispers" you dun wanna know where else the make up goes... no one does.... " a worried nod.. Getting pretty isn't a crime?!?! Was Paige pretty with lipstick on her belly button and blush highlighting her abs? Save her Liz! Don't let the soul sucking monster near her!
|Paige E. Guthrie| |"Husk"| -=|New Mutants|=- |Marvel Utopia/Imagine Chat|
-[in the kitchen of the X-Mansion]-
says to a lonesome howl- |Elizab: Illy)And my feet.. and crotch!" woops.. that slipped out.. we won't tell Kaiden and Nev about that one, they might get jealous that Illy saw parts of the goods before they did. You can explain why Paige has a date with two men at the one time... -g-.. She nearly cried when Liz started helping and started pulling off skin and tossing it about.. "To hell with y'all! Y'all's mad!! Madd
. I l l y a n a N i k o l i e v n a R a s p u t i n .
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New Mutants Leader
MU|.|IC
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No one mourns the wicked
: Illyana simply looks at Liz with a puzzled expression. “Muted yellow? How the hell will anyone see if the colors muted? She shakes her head and moves around and hooks her arm with Paige’s before pulling her out of the kitchen. “Oh, come on now! You want to be prepared for everything!! Okay, so make up down there…not the brightest idea but whatever. You never know where this date might go!” She snickers and looks over to Liz. “She has been so unreasonable! I’m lucky I got to do this much.”
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Post by RazzleDazzle on Mar 13, 2009 15:55:06 GMT -6
(16:45:26 ) ..:::CAPTAIN AMERICA:::..
Steve Rogers Avenger -Marvel Utopia-
-[in the infirmary of the Avengers' mansion]-
says to -Magnetic Mayhem- Joseph: That was some question. One that Cap had battled with at one time himself. “Start out the the difficult ones first I see.” He didn't sound upset, just a bit surprised. That isn't a question he gets often, in fact its rare. Usually its stuff like 'do you chaff in that uniform' or other such mundane questions. “Obviously you've been giving the question a lot of thought lately. I myself went through a similar mental debate earlier in my career.” There's only a momentary pause. A small lapse that in his mind took him back years and spanned months in a second or two. He carefully phrases his words. “There was a time, long ago, when I messed up and someone got killed. It wasn't an innocent. I spend a long time trying to justify it to myself. In the end I couldn't. I messed up, pure and simple. The guilt of that has weighted heavy on me since.” His face is a serious as his tone. “We're what the American public refers to as heroes. To most, heroes save the day by stopping the bad guys. Some would say that should be done in anyway possible, but I don't believe that. To do that would make us no better that the ones we strive to stop. We should endeavor to preserve life, not take it away. I strongly believe in apprehending those who would commit crime to the police and allow the system that our founding fathers built handle their punishment.”At this point, there is a slight twitch to one corner of his lips. “I'm aware it isn't prefect, but I feel it is better than the alternative.” He waits a heartbeat before speaking again. “Does that answer your question, son?”
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Post by Adam on May 23, 2009 2:21:37 GMT -6
Why is nobody funny anymore... for shame
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Post by Kungfu on May 24, 2009 15:48:29 GMT -6
Nope, just lazy. I'll be watching for some good quotes to add. ^_^
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Post by Kungfu on May 24, 2009 21:52:04 GMT -6
Ask and you shall recieve...
Alison Blaire TheDazzler : X-Men Marvel Utopia Council : IC
-[onboard the Blackbird]-
says to ..:: Scott Summers ::.. : she makes a face, obviously put out by the distressing news the raccoon has delivered. Witha weary sigh, she rebuckles herself into the seat beside you - unconsciously putting herself in the co-pilot's seat~ The Kree? Ugh. They have horrible shopping there... ~seriously, have you seen the get-ups they liked to wear? They should be outlawed! Alison was rather hoping that their first stop would be someplace a bit more.....fashionable.~
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Post by Kuro on May 25, 2009 20:49:45 GMT -6
:::::. MAD TITAN .::::: .: THANOS :.
.: Marvel Utopia :.
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-[in space]-
says to ::|Captain Universe|:: |: :: She asked a string of questions earlier. Could hope she'd remember them. Alas.. intelligence was never part of Captain Universe's requirements. Looks away from her again to the dead planet beyond. He heard her words and in turn answers with a single word of his own.. :: "Teleporter.." :: ..and guess where they bamph to. Has Suteko ever teleported? Hope she packed her vomit bag. ::
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Post by Kuro on May 26, 2009 0:35:39 GMT -6
.: THANOS :.
.: Marvel Utopia :.
. . . . .
-[in space]-
says to ::|Captain Universe|:: |: :: He waits for her to make her choice. It didn't matter for him either way. It was a losing battle no matter how hard she tried. She should know better than to try soloing the twenty-five man boss. She relaxes and he backs off a pace. Quickly returning to the calm, unreadable stance she had met earlier. :: "Now, you were interested in the device's location.."
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