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Post by disposableheroine on May 13, 2006 1:23:58 GMT -6
[PIC] Alison Blaire TheDazzler : X-Men Marvel Utopia Council : DWbN
-[n an apartment]- says to .:/.|The Outsider|./:.. : ~hehe...lets herself into the apartment, to see that George is still locked up in the guest bedroom...she sneaks in there and just to mess with him, slips a pair of her panties in his bedcovers, and spritzes the bed with a light spritz of her perfume~
Well at least -I- didn't do it.
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Post by Secret Squirrel on May 13, 2006 23:28:15 GMT -6
I just got entertained by this one. Iceman hates it up there too... brrrrr.
(01:23:21 ) Chill
-[in one of the many clubs/bars of New York]- says to ..:†† Genetic Stray ††:.: I don't like Maine, too cold.- The glass has little strands of ice on it's bottom
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Post by RazzleDazzle on May 14, 2006 20:22:23 GMT -6
hehe, at least someone missed Alison this much!
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....Jason....
-[in Central Park]-- says to Alison Blaire The Disco : ~Well be prepared to be hugged and in dire need of a bath! Mwahaha! For he was in the park today, probably having gone here last night after J left him at the bar. The place had been way too crowded and he prefered trees over stools. He'd be wearing the same attire as usual, nothing altered other than a couple droplets of old beer staining the sheet around his waist. Anyway, he spots her, and his world seemed to light up. Could it be? It was the shiny lady!!!!!! He found her!!!!! WHOOHOO! Once more, he didn't care who or what saw him, all he saw was a tunnel vision of Alison. As quickly as he could, the being shot out of the brush and trees, towering over the woman. His muscled arms opened wide as he scooped her up in a grand, non killing bear hug. He'd press her close to his stinky body of oiled metal, leather, old blood, beer, and B.O that was close to the scent of roadkilled skunk. His heavy helmet moved down towards her and tried to rub against her head. He was making something like a metalic purring sound. YAY!!!!~
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Post by Aspen/Elyna on May 15, 2006 20:47:42 GMT -6
*slips in and posts quickly before Liz catches me*
Alison Blaire The Disco Dazzler Marvel Utopia Council : DWbN
-[in Central Park]-- says to -::Only the Dead know th: ~she gasped as Lizzie licked her cheek....then waited until she turned away to smile and flirt with the newcomer...she leaned in a bit and hissed urgently, under her breath~ Did....did that girl just LICK me??
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Post by DeNewf on May 24, 2006 15:27:47 GMT -6
the scene : Daria informs Wade she was making plans for a day date with Parker Peters (which I think he thinks spider man) which Wade goes postal when all Daria meant was coffee.. • † • D e a d p o o l • † • -[in an apartment]- says to [ :.I.M.P.A.C.T. :]-[D: "You're not correct... and if I could, I... actually, I will." he stands up, pants down and walks over to you, then jumps in the air and slaps you with his cock... you just got cockslapped "There. I feel a little better." he walks over and sits back on the pot "I thought you liked me and stuff. Then you're seeing other guys who're GAY and giving some surfer who can't fight for shit my tea... next thing I know you'll be drinking my beer, taking my guns, and using my place for a party without me ever present! In my own HOME!" he places his hands on his head "Why do the gods curse me so! God damn the poontang!" • † • D e a d p o o l • † • -[in an apartment]- says to [ :.I.M.P.A.C.T. :]-[D: "No. A date's a date, last I knew!" a rbief pause "I... Parker? You're dating Parker!?" he looks down at his bits and pieces "My friends, I've failed you. I lost a woman to a faggy spider. I don't deserve to be a man. Not anymore." he opens a cabinet that's beside the pot, under the sink, and pulls out a gun, then cocks it and fires one into his skull, falling over, he didn't get the rest of your words
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Post by Secret Squirrel on May 24, 2006 17:25:47 GMT -6
I think Wade isn't the only one who over-reacted.
Parker is DATING Daria? Good grief, all I did was accept her offer to buy him a coffee, when's the wedding date?
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Post by DeNewf on May 24, 2006 21:10:39 GMT -6
dont any of you know what a day date is?.. its just that .. coffee.. lol.. but DP went crazy..
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Post by Secret Squirrel on Jun 7, 2006 22:35:27 GMT -6
The first phrase alone was worthy of applause.
(00:21:23 ) Ambience =Earth 616's Darkside Marvel Utopia - DWBN
-[on one of the many streets]- says to ALL: ~diving between the woman's legs, some place he never thought he'd ever find himself, as he came out of the roll he drew his name from his belt. They'd taught him basic combat in the X-men, but since he focused more on his psionic abilities, he wasn't as proficient in them as he should be. Tossing down the boulder, the giantess turned around~ You think you can beat me little man? NO one beat Giganta, Queen of Gladiator! ~bring down a fist to smash him. Trent dodged to eh side barely in time. He wasn't getting anywhere this way. Letting some of his concentration go towards probing he mind, he looked for the exact right spot to strike. Many psionics enjoyed just randomly striking and messing with a person's mind. Trent perferred the one hit KO. Less mental damage, but far more effective. The only problem of this, was he couldn't completely concentrate on the physical aspect of the fight. As he tried to dodge the next one, the woman managed to grab his ankle yanking him up in the air by it and holding him upside down, staring into his face~
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Post by Squirrely! on Jun 26, 2006 10:26:27 GMT -6
♥Nia Demarchis♥ Νια Δεμαρχις -/Seraph\- -X-men Gold Team- =Marvel Utopia Council=
-[on one of the many streets]- says to ¹- Rùñåwªý - Hä¢kžøRž -²: no! she doesn't stop, she keeps walking, gets hit by a car, and DIES. the end!
...ok so i lied. -_- She stares as you start to molest the PDA...ok, so she's seen a lot of weird shit, but she's pretty sure that PDA isn't the legal age and what you're doing could land you in silicon valley jail...o.o... ...that's....weird. She blinks repeatedly, staring at you. Well, at least you stopped raping the pda. ....uh...I can blow shit up. ...not as interesting as showing computers a good time, though.
(i believe this speaks for itself)
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Post by minmaxticus on Jul 28, 2006 22:29:10 GMT -6
Alison BlaireTheDazzler : X-Men Marvel Utopia Council : DWbN -[in the hallway of the Avengers’ Mansion]- says to -==Trailer Park Titan==-: Oh, look Tim! ~she stopped in the middle of the hallway, bending down to pluck something off the floor, chanting~ Find a penny, pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck! ~good luck indeed, for as she picked the penny off the floor, the rocket bearing down on the mansion....she straightens up, just in time to get manhandled back to the floor as you pounced on top of her~ Tim! Can't you wait, the bedroom is JUST down the hall.....~sees the rocket barrelling closer from the corner of her eye, gasps loudly, then it goes POOFY! as the defenses shoot it down....she grins and holds the penny aloft triumphantly~ Look! I've saved our lives!
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Post by Kuro on Aug 8, 2006 23:36:29 GMT -6
(01:17:41 ) [PIC] ..::JET BLACK::.. Jonathan Stone Megaman Avengers Marvel Utopia
-[in one of the many clubs/bars of New York]- says to .†† Gothic †† Angel ††. : I don't like it, can I suck you?
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Post by minmaxticus on Aug 19, 2006 0:48:01 GMT -6
CWRUIDTH Defenestrator Of Bats
"Do you think we're gonna make it?" "i don't know, but we can try. You can sit here scared to move, or we can take 'em by surprise."
-[on one of the many streets]- says to Arkady RossovichOmega Re: ~Spots Omega Red and rubs his eyes a moment~ "Hell and a half! It's a land-kraken!" ~Rushes forward from behind to kill the abomination, both machetes drawn~
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Post by Cwruidth on Aug 24, 2006 18:39:08 GMT -6
CWRUIDTH Defenestrator Of Bats
-[on one of the many streets]- says to --±-::Chaos Theory::-±--: ~Sighs heavily and looks at the sky~ "Jes' like women. All th' competent ones have morals."
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Post by m i c h a e l on Sept 5, 2006 18:47:04 GMT -6
No one can quite capture the thrill of being behind the wheel of a car, of feeling the wind in one's hair, of the truly American experience of motoring like Kuro can:
(20:41:24 ) //| Mind over Matter |\\ [PIC] Jean Grey /| X-Men Blue Team |\ MU || RPU Passion over Desire
-[in a personal vehicle]- says to ALL: And drives, yay driving.
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Post by Grey on Sept 11, 2006 21:49:19 GMT -6
(23:42:16 ) |†| .C.a.t.w.o.m.a.n. |†|
-|$|- Selina Kyle -|$|- -Theres no such thing as a Good Girl gone bad- -Just a Bad Girl found out - ‡ Marvel Utopia - DC Crossover ‡
-[atop one of the towering rooftops]- says to +Nightcrawler+=X-Men-Gol: -She'd be amused by it , privately. Wouldnt let it show outwardly not one little bit, why would she. Fingers would reach outwards tap against your temple lightly- Oh Nightcrawler , my face is up here ...... away from my breasts as amazing as they are.
(23:43:59 ) +Nightcrawler+ =X-Men-Gold-Team-Leader= Marvel Utopia Council
-[atop one of the towering rooftops]- says to |†| .C.a.t.w.o.m.a.n. |†: sorry...they are a bit bigger than your actual head. I thought they may be in charge *Kurt grins, ...tail flexing some to pull him up slightly higher to your eyes*
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Post by disposableheroine on Sept 13, 2006 23:14:43 GMT -6
Devon Sinclair-Pendragon -Pariah- Revolution, the only solution The armed response of an entire Nation
-[on one of the many streets]- says to ALL: is out on the street with a cheeseburger, holding it out as he stalked along as if using it for bait "heeere juggy juggy...I got a bone to pick with you ol' pal..." knuckles on his free hand cracked as it clenched into a fist
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Post by disposableheroine on Sept 17, 2006 1:48:01 GMT -6
+Nightcrawler+ =X-Men-Gold-Team-Leader= Marvel Utopia Council
-[in the main hall of the X-Mansion]- says to .....wingless angel.....: *Kurt sighs. He pauses just one more moment to explain* Rachel........*kurt ~{BAMFS}~ into Illyanas room, picks up a barbie doll....teleporting back he dances it around happily, ....to pantomime normal rachel when shes happy*.............rachel gone dark pheonix ...*~{BAMFS}~, , appearing in dead girls room, gets a gothed up sluttier barbie doll. has it beat the shit out of normal barbie. Kurt tosses the normal one hard, right through a window, shattering it as if evil barbie killed good barbie. Then he ~{BAMFS}~ again, Getting a globe from a classroom * .......earth when rachel is normal *spins it around, sings a happy song*.......earth when rachel is dark pheonix*kurt SLAMS it on the ground, then stomps on it over and over and over until its just shards* UNDERSTAND? NOW GET THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!*G*
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 23, 2006 22:21:47 GMT -6
(00:08:36 ) +Nightcrawler+ =X-Men-Gold-Team-Leader= Marvel Utopia Council
-[in the underground Morlock Dwellings/tunnels]- says to //| Mind over Matter |\\: *Nope, seems shes still dark pheonixing. Guess your attempts at being a good motherly tampon to stop the flow of evil could not contain the beast, must be a "extra heavy" period ...of evil that is. So amiss all the mass flaming rage of the pheonix kurt yells against the pain of the spare psionic fury all around us, ripping through his poor little unprotected normal mind. Managing just barely to teleport us to the tunnels, kurt drops from the pain of the hard port in the middle of all the energy rachel was tossing around. Hopefully Alison can drag us through before Gateway seals the deal.........and mansion lower levels go explody in 4........3.......2.......
I cracked up reading that
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Post by Kuro on Sept 29, 2006 18:13:03 GMT -6
|Protect.Serve.|
Jake Cutter
-[in Hell's Kitchen]-- says to -| † |- N.O.C.T.U.R.N.E : ~All news to him, he says~ NO! THIS CANNOT BE! I MUST GO HUDDLE IN MY HOME FOR HOURS BECAUSE IRON MAN IS GAY. ER. EVIL. ~darts away quickly, mainly because his pager went off.~
Completely not taken out of context...
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Post by da lizzie on Sept 29, 2006 21:57:03 GMT -6
† Mr. Immortal † | Craig Hollis | all my heroes have now become ghosts sold their sorrows to the ones who paid the most all my heroes are dead and gone but they’re inside of me, they still live on Marvel Utopia @ DWbN
-[in an alley]- says to ] ..Vespula Vulgaris.. [: *I snuck a quick peek at your bottom before looking ahead, almost ever vigilant.* "Huh... I guess that's about it. I shot a possessed four-winged pregnant woman the other day. That was pretty cool." *I peered up at the sky, noticing the strange conflagration.* "Oh wow... pretty." *I looked over at your face, then back up again.* "So Death's brother Oblivion once told me that when all of existence over all the different dimensions was eradicated, I'd be the last one left and would learn some sort of secret. Let me tell you... times like this, the anticipation is not killin' me."
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