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Post by disposableheroine on Feb 1, 2005 4:02:37 GMT -6
*puts this thread back on track*
I just -had- to post this...it took me a long damn time to stop laughing so I could even respond
+Nightcrawler+ =X-Men-Gold-Team-Leader= Marvel Utopia Council
-[ is in the kitchen of the Mansion ]- says to angel with the scabbed w: Ja of course!*smiles with a nod, seemingly moving on so you can relax a bit, starting to talk about the bird* I was doing some maintenance just tonight....*his voice slowly meandering off into mean territory again , a deeper barry white type tone building as he goes on slowly* I was waxing a polish....and stroking that sleek smooth stealth skin....just put me in the mood for marina...so I went to find her and.......*G*
*shakes fist at NC cause he's mean for embarrassing Nia like that*
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Post by Nightcrawler on Feb 1, 2005 4:07:45 GMT -6
(The response was even better in my opinion. Ahhh terribly amusing. Too cute*L*)
..:::Nia Banagher:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| {:New Mutants:} |I wanna live| |I wanna love| |But it's a long hard road out of hell|
-[ is in the kitchen of the Mansion ]- says to +Nightcrawler+=X-Men-Gol: her eyes go wide and she looks up at you for a brief moment...and the look on her face is priceless. One of those "oh my god I'm going to die of embarrassment" looks, her cheeks still a deep crimson, knuckles white as she holds the coffee cup tightly. She quickly looks down to the floor again, completely dumbfounded as to what to say now oh..uh..er...uhmm...thaaaaat's...er..nice to know
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Post by RazzleDazzle on Feb 6, 2005 2:16:47 GMT -6
-=-/The Champion\=-= -Oliver Wood- Captain of Gryffindor
-[somewhere on Hogwarts grounds]- says to Luna LovegoodRavenclaw: *Smirks to Angelita a moment. Right. like anyone would repremand Oliver, He was going to be a star keeper of the pro league some day. Already the Chudley Cannons were sniffing around. This whole "academic" education thing was just his ticket to more important things....sports* So Luna....any good news?*waggles his broom at your funny paper*
Luna Lovegood Ravenclaw
-[somewhere on Hogwarts grounds]- says to -=-/The Champion\=-=-Oli: Well, no new sightings on the Crumple-horned Snorkack, if that's what you mean... She flashed an awkward smile.
-=-/The Champion\=-= -Oliver Wood- Captain of Gryffindor
-[somewhere on Hogwarts grounds]- says to Luna LovegoodRavenclaw: Right right....*nods slowly. Sagely listening to your news* Last I heard e' was off with the wuzzles and the getalong gipper goos o'er yonder channel in the flooferboom caves*nodding wisely. He could make up junk as well as you could , humoring you, having a slight bit of fun with your oddness*G*
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hehe, for someone that's never read the books, NC manages quite nicely*L*
*edit* May's never read the books either, and she was a kickass Luna! Yay for May!
TheDaz~
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Post by da lizzie on Feb 6, 2005 3:54:34 GMT -6
~*~Jasmine Wyatt~*~
-[ is in the underground Morlock Dwellings/tunnels ]- says to ALL: ~*she was standing there now,just shaking her head..cause she said they came in peace too!she also said Xmen but nooooo get ignored,get told to babysit the kids...and stand on the sidelines,but as she stood there she had one kid on her back,one hanging onto each leg,one on her hip,her arm around the lil boy,yeah pretty much they were hanging onto her all over,however they could,they were not picky.she should charge like 10 bucks a hour for babysitting on and insurance!cause it was a dangerous situation to be in~"Are you guys arlight?"~she called out to kitty,nia and Liz,then looked at the skinny dude~":Don't look at me that way...I could have hurt you if I wanted...just...I was trying to not scare the kids.."
and later on she said this:
~*~Jasmine Wyatt~*~
-[ is in the underground Morlock Dwellings/tunnels ]- says to angel with the scabbed w: &nia and ryan~~*looks at Nia not in the least very happy at the moment~"Because you made me....bad influence"~she then looked as Ryan showed up~"It was entertaining tho."~cause she got to watch nia,kitty and liz fly this way and get tossed that way,and well yeah she stayed with the kids~
You had to see the fight, but sorry... I found the last line to funny...
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Post by Nightcrawler on Feb 6, 2005 4:57:36 GMT -6
This guy is really always just a joy to watch rp*L* Sad hes not on more for us!
(05:46:59 )
Wonder Man Simon Williams Avengers : Ah...at last they return. Watches as pied piper Iron Man leads out a flock of children. Well, well, well. Back from the yellow brick road I see...and they even found your heart, Tinman! Snickers as his armored friend helps the kids in.
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Post by Nightcrawler on Feb 6, 2005 22:58:10 GMT -6
*Gives some props to gal to prove he is indeed not boring at all!. Best scare reaction ive gotten yet! Kurt had just appeared suddenly in the office, in full blue form seen for the first time by GAL
G. A. L.
I am the world that hides the universal secret of all time. Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime.
-[ is in a private office in the main hall of the Mansion ]- says to Nightcrawler=X-Men-Gold-: *his entire life before now, he always thought that the idea of someone being so scared that they soil themselves was only hyperbole...but suddenly, it seems a lot more plausible to him....his eyes get wide as saucers* JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!!! *he leaps backward, falling past Jason and slamming into the wall at almost a full-sprint going backwards*
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Post by disposableheroine on Feb 12, 2005 17:45:27 GMT -6
Cerise, your secret is out! You've been exposed! *G*
This had to be put on here...Guess had everyone laughing their asses off over this! *G* Now we know that Pinky obviously has a thing for those Brit boys *G*
Thomas Devlin Lost in Time Didn't have the map in the first place
-[ is at a hotel ]- says to angel with the scabbed w: "She is! See, she tried again, and cheated with all her weird pink energy stuff. Cut a short story shorter, I ended up at the school place, some bird got rid of the entity, and I was left in a sort of coma. " He looks around, then leans closer. "Whilst I was completely helpless..." he looks round once more, then scoots a little closer still "When I was completely helpless, she would sneak into theinfirmary and... "another check, another scrape of the chair as he scoots closer "and she'd touch me in the no-no spots!"
and it didn't stop there! After Nia started laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe, guess who walked in?? *G* The accused herself!
Thomas Devlin Lost in Time Didn't have the map in the first place
-[ is at a hotel ]- says to angel with the scabbed w: and at that moment, the alien in question chooses to enter the room! He leaps up from his chair, pointing at her "See! See she's tracked me down! Even the mass broiling vortexes of time gone mad can't keep her from her insane drive to molest me! I won't tell you what she suggested she could do with her weird pink appendages, but I still shiver and weep at night at the mere thought! Save me!"
- Cerise - =X-men Gold Team= -}Displaced in Time{- Marvel Utopia Council | DWbN
-[ is at a hotel ]- says to angel with the scabbed w: and Dev))...At first she just stands there with a quite puzzled frown on her face, raising a brow seriously wondering if Nia is feeling well... She was about to step over to her and check on her when her guest suddenly comes to life and with the British accent the pieces seem to fit for her, even though it is with a incredulous look she says.. Dev?! 'S that you?!.....And another few seconds later when your rant has come to an end and the meaning of it starts to dawn on her, her eyes just go wide....Dev, are you possessed again!?
Thomas Devlin Lost in Time Didn't have the map in the first place
-[ is at a hotel ]- says to ¤Pretty in Pink¤- Cerise: "Oh sure you'd like that wouldn't you?! You'd just looooooooove to get your hands on me for some more 'treatment'!"
..:::Nia Banagher:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| {:New Mutants:} ::Time Travel Rp Thingy:: |I wanna live| |I wanna love| |But it's a long hard road out of hell|
-[ is at a hotel ]- says to ...Anarchy in the UK... : and Pinky)) God, this is worse than when she's been drinking..she just -can't- stop laughing, despite her best efforts. She rolls out of the chair, not on purpose mind you, and falls into the floor with a soft thud, still laughing crazily, gasping for breath, barely getting out the words stop...need....to..breathe....
- Cerise - =X-men Gold Team= -}Displaced in Time{- Marvel Utopia Council | DWbN
-[ is at a hotel ]- says to ...Anarchy in the UK... : ...She gave Nia another glance with a look that clearly stated that she thought you both to be stoned or something.... And when she turned back to look at the now slightly agitated guy she had gotten to know as Dev she shook her head and closed her eyes, her face a mask of "what the hell is he talking about"......WHAT on earth are you talking about?! ...She spread her arms in a frustrated gesture and took a step closer. Sheesh, you hadn't even said "hi", just threw the most peculiar accusations and allusions at her.... Besides, it was Rachel who atcually cured you you know... Where have you been anyway?! You just disappeared!....Don't you think you were the only one to be agitated here! [/i]
Thomas Devlin Lost in Time Didn't have the map in the first place
-[ is at a hotel ]- says to ¤Pretty in Pink¤- Cerise: His eyes widen. "You double-teamed me?! I feel so used!" He's moved into melodrama here, most witnesses can tell he's messing around. Aliens may not be able to draw that distinction. Serves you right for being a member of a superior race. Although your hair is a bit crap, truth be told
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Post by m i c h a e l on Feb 12, 2005 22:45:48 GMT -6
Not an IC quote, but taken out of context it has so many connotations.
(23:38:37 ) [PIC] -+=The Sin from the Past=+- :\Red Skull/: Old School Reich
-[is in StoryTeller mode, controlling the events surrounding your character]- says to The Mighty ThorGod of Th: (*I can handle you rachel nia and a few others I think*L*)
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Post by squirrely! on Feb 13, 2005 17:18:39 GMT -6
Mad Cap My Big Top Tricks Will Always Make You Happy -Time RP-
-[ is somewhere in Europe]- says to ...Anarchy in the UK... : ::he stands next to them and does the River Dance with them: yes...dance...DANCE my pretties!! hahahahahahahaha!!!! ::he then sees you walking off and starts skipping towards you...the soldiers still dancing::
Thomas Devlin Lost in Time Didn't have the map in the first place
-[ is somewhere in Europe]- says to -----D0p3 H@+-----Mad Ca: "No!! No! Bad figment of my imagination! Bad! Go 'way.. shoo!" As he walks, he holds the rifle by the barrel, placing a canvas pouch at the top, pouring some of the highly volatile contents down it. He then takes a small paper wad, biting part off, spitting it down the muzzle, removing the ramrod and packing it all in tight, [;acing the rest under the hammer pad near the stock. The weapon reloaded, he shoulders it again.
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Post by m i c h a e l on Feb 23, 2005 20:05:08 GMT -6
Someone was gonna post this...and I was here first!
(20:57:52 ) angel with the scabbed wings [PIC] ..:::Nia Banagher:::.. |.|.Seraph.|.| {:New Mutants:} ::Time Travel Rp Thingy:: |I wanna live| |I wanna love| |But it's a long hard road out of hell|
-[is somewhere in Asia]- says to ALL: hangs out somehwere and mopes because he cute glowing boytoy is not around...wonders if she should start looking for replacements...she -is- in china...shouldn't be -too- hard to find a similar model..hmm *G*
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Post by † Herzleid † on Feb 27, 2005 21:53:55 GMT -6
Tonight was quite hilarious all in all with olympian gods and biblical people all over the place, I had a hard time choosing, but this last one of many wonderful posts from our own comic relief queen Daz in the shape of Santa's , I mean Hades lil helpers, I think was the one that made me laugh the most:
(21:54:53 ) Pain and Panic Loyal Minions of Hades Marvel Utopia Crazy NPCs says to -:-:: one bad mutha::-:--: Ohh!! they each scramble for their vase, turning it around and around in their hands, Pain exclaiming I got Calliope!! (I wanted Calliope, she's my favorite...wanna trade?) Who'd you get? (Thalia, see?) Thalia!! She's fat and ugly! (Trade me!) No! (I want Calliope!) NOOOOOO! annnnnnd....wrestle. *L*
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Post by Kungfu on Feb 28, 2005 20:56:59 GMT -6
(21:57:48 )
Zeus Master of Olympus NPC
-[ is somewhere unknown ]- says to ALL: -his gaze shifts around each and every one fo the assembled in turn, letting the converse for a moment, studying them., before he called for silence. Now waiting for them to fall silent he paused a moment before speaking- You have been brought here this day to face your crimes against the Gods.. -his gaze narrowing a moment. He hadn't decided yet whether Hades had set this up, or what not, and so he was going to give you a chance to explain yourselfs- Do you have anything to say in your defense?
The Working Tim -[ is somewhere unknown ]- says to - Whos your Daddy?! - : "It was like thatwhen I got here?" He blinked...
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Post by disposableheroine on Feb 28, 2005 21:39:51 GMT -6
*applauds NC for the guts that it took to say this to Zeus* *L*
+Nightcrawler+ =X-Men-Gold-Team= Marvel Utopia Council -Time Toga Tyrant-
-[ is somewhere in the Mediterranean ]- says to - Whos your Daddy?! - : *Kurt comes marching up, as the dazzle flower receeds under your imposing attentions Kurt pops in full of fire and brimstone, fitting for his physique. Actually thrusting an accusatory finger.and tail at you as he tears into his oration* We are going to capture, heal the verdamnt thing and make it a good little pet again. Actually didnt you people invent ze pheonix???*kurt knows its a celestial thing that long outlives this little planet and its gods, but still the greeks had the first legends about it. Thrusting finger and tail* So technically this is all YOUR fault, you have the gall to summon us up in front of you to frown at and gloooower upon because someone inconvinienced you by stealing one of your harem? Well sir Im here to gloooower back at you for all ze strife and chaos that has been our life for this past month because of YOU. What do you have to say about that? huh....huh!!*Bouncing closer and closer with each yell* Your ze daddy god, you should have better control, and not allow such things to destroy so many lives! you want to accuse us for doing something we have no clue about, well we will accuse you right back mr!.....and FURTHERMORE? Ive met your son hercules. He is part of a loser pretty boy super hero team in my time. Ive kicked his ass a few dozen times. And Ill do it to you too old man if you dont settle down!!!*Looks back to rachel..nodding to her confidently. Hoping her shock and horror isnt too great she wont forget to catch me*
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Post by da lizzie on Mar 6, 2005 17:44:25 GMT -6
GAL and Liz were talking about why men are attracted to womans boobs when a woman is running... here is one of the convos.
G. A. L.
I am the world that hides the universal secret of all time. Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime. =|= Time RP =|=
-[ is somewhere in the Mediterranean ]- says to ¦ ª lonê§ømè ĥºwl ¦: *he gets that "deer in headlights" look, stopping dead....why oh why couldn't you ask him something easy, like how black holes form??...he looks you over briefly, and, well, there's no way he can pretend your a guy, not with some of the things he's thinking about at the moment* I, uh, don't know.....uhm....nature? *he shifts his weight again* Maybe....yanno....Kurt might be better to ask....he's.... *ack!...there's no way to politely say "he acts like a randy man-slut"* ....uh....might be able to answer better....
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Post by da lizzie on Mar 6, 2005 22:27:04 GMT -6
Hannah Batiste Aka. MAMMOTH New MutantsSeething in my head I'm suffering instead says to Li Fang ~back in time: ~She looks up at Nia and then back to you~ Does Nia not realize that she's a bird and not a chipmunk? Did you break her or install her wrong?
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Post by da lizzie on Mar 7, 2005 22:47:08 GMT -6
Essence =Master of Life= =and Bringer of Death= Vigilante Time Travel Marvel Utopia-DWBN : ~not having time to even think the giant creature throws it's head back launching Essence into the air before opening his mouth and catching Essence very nicely inside as it swallows and Essence begins down the creature's esophagus. As he travels down all he can think is~ Oh, well this is a great way to die
Was to random to not place in memory!
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Post by squirrely! on Mar 12, 2005 19:53:28 GMT -6
such great tips for Ms. Doom...too bad it'll probably never happen hehe
| † | Rachel §ummers | † | = X - Men Gold Team = ‡ Marvel Utopia - DWbN ‡
-[ is in the science lab of the base ]- says to † Alicia von Doom †Empre: bond with him , just be there. At least you have the advantage of no dirty diapers and bottle feeds here. Play with him , games not how to take over the world before you reach ten hmmm
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Post by Demented Jawa on Mar 13, 2005 20:48:22 GMT -6
}:::{Invisible Woman}:::{ [PIC] Sue Storm Fantastic Four Marvel Utopia/DWbN
-[ is at a local coffeeshop ]- says to :: Big Green Machine :: : *and just keeps licking the white stuff of my fingers*
Just to let you all know the "white stuff" was cream cheese
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Post by squirrely! on Mar 14, 2005 11:35:08 GMT -6
Alicia Von Doom Empress of The Latverian Republic Ambassador to the United States
-[ is somewhere unknown ]- says to -~`*Sleepless Regrets*`~: *Hmm she saw this chunk of concrete, but had no worries ..as she knw her God would let no harm come to her...She picked up Sues dead body and using her fingers to move Sues mouth she mimiced a girly voice * "No Bruce NO......you can't play his game" *Then stabbing the already dead body in the throat with a Long Nazi Dagger* "Shut up Bitch Your dead already" *The mocking tones filtering throught he area ahs Ms Doom plays with her corpse*
atleast you know what it means to play with toys
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Post by Nightcrawler on Mar 17, 2005 3:13:27 GMT -6
This may be the greatest typo/attempt to correct a typo ever*L* aw god I love blackcat!too cute!
you see, she accidentaly typed "mia" when trying to say NIA, but then she corrrected it like nia's name is really NINA
(03:11:27 )
=^,^=The blackcat=^,^=
Felica Hardy A women like me... always lands on her feet....
-[is atop one of the many towering rooftops of New York ]-
says to angel with the scabb: ((Mia=NINA even))
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